WEEK-END JOKES

Silly answer:
A prince saw a boy who looks exactly like himself and asked him a question. "Have ur mother ever been worked in our palace? "
The boy replied "No sir, but my father."

Bill payment:
A film actress asked a shopkeeper showing a perfume bottle. "How much this costs?"
Shopkeeper answered "Five kisses madam"
Actress replied "Ok, pack it. My grandmother will pay the bill"

How is it possible?..
An American, a Russian and an Indian are discussing...
American : Our air crafts fly high touching the sky.
Other two: How is it possible?
American : Not exactly, one inch below.
Russian : Our submarines drown touching the bottom of the sea.
Other two : How is it possible?
Russian : Not exactly, One inch above.
Indian : Our Indians speak in phone with nose.
Other two : How is it possible?
Indian : Not exactly, One inch below.