Sunday, June 15, 2008

SOFT (ware) CONVERSATION

HUSBAND : hey dear , I am logged in.
WIFE : would you like to have some snacks ?
HUSBAND :disk full.
WIFE : have brought me cinema tickets ?
HUSBAND: bad command.
WIFE :but I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND :erroneous syntex,retry,cancel.
WIFE : oh god ! OK, where is your salary ?
HUSBAND :file in use ,try after some time.
WIFE :at least gime me your credit card ,I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND :access denied.
WIFE : I made mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND : data type mismatch.
WIFE :what is my use in your life?
HUSBAND :unknown virus detected.
WIFE : do you love me or your machine ?
HUSBAND :many parameters.
WIFE : I will leave you forever.
HUSBAND : close all programs and log out for another user.
WIFE : waste talking to you.
HUSBAND :shut down the computer.
WIFE : I am going
HUSBAND :safe to turn off the computer.

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